Revenue Share
Giving Back to the Degens š°(If Robin Hood Was a Memelord)
Alright, you smooth-brained apes and diamond-handed warriors, gather 'round! While you've been busy trying to decipher Elon's tweets for the next Dogecoin pump, platforms like BullX and Photon have been playing you like a fiddle. They've extracted a mind-melting $420M in fees from your wallets! That's more money than you've lost on rugpulls, and that's saying something. But fear not, for OnlyCalls is here to turn the tables faster than you can say "HODL my beer"!
The Great Degen Redistribution Plan
We're redistributing wealth like it's going out of style (which, let's face it, it probably is). Here's how we're making it rain on our beloved degens:
Glow-Up Fund: 42.069% Yes, we're actually improving stuff, not just buying Lambos (okay, maybe one Lambo).
Pyromaniacs' Delight: 24.069% of trading fees are funneled to our resident arsonists participating in The Great $CALLS Burn. It's like playing with fire, but instead of third-degree burns, you get sick gains.
HODL & LP Bonus: A whopping (6.9*4)% goes to our iron-gripped hodlers and liquidity providers. We're taking FOUR or more snapshots, each allocating 6.9% of the revenue. It's like a family photo, but instead of awkward smiles, you get sweet, sweet gains.
For the Diamond Hands: Revenue share based on how long you've resisted the urge to panic sell and how fat your bags are. It's like your toxic ex begging you to stay, but actually rewarding.
For the Liquidity Legends: Add liquidity to $CALLS ETH Pool or $CALLS Virtuals Pool during snapshot times for bonus rewards. It's like being the popular kid at school, but instead of fake friends, you get real money.
Karma Vibes: The remaining ~6% goes to charities we vibe with. IYKYK. Because even degens have hearts (somewhere under all those unrealized losses and energy drink stains).
By joining the OnlyCalls circus, you're not just another clown in the crypto carnival ā you're the entire damn sideshow. Every trade, hold, and questionable financial decision brings you closer to being the wolf of Wall Street (Bets). So strap in, you beautiful disasters. With OnlyCalls, you're not just along for the ride, you're driving the rocket ship. Just try not to crash it into the moon, okay? We hear the WiFi there sucks, and how else will you check your 69x leveraged positions? Remember: In a world of paper hands, be the one with diamond balls and a titanium stomach. ššš š Now, who's ready to make some financially irresponsible decisions that'll make your accountant cry and your future self either thank you or curse your very existence? The choice is yours, degens. Choose wisely (or don't, we're not your financial advisor).
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